I realize I’m on a food rant right now so while I’m still driving this ice cream truck like a crazed motherfucker, here’s something else: fuck light cream cheese. fuck it. it is offensive and honestly we just don’t need it in our lives.
I would say the same for skim milk but I don’t need to proselytize because y’all know how fucked up that shit is.
We can all agree that most meals taste better with a lil’ - or if you’re not worried about your cholesterol and you’re rocking that #yolo lifestyle - a LOT of butter. But then comes cheeseburgers and pizza and burritos and the whole butter shellack splatters to the ground because there is no way in hell that butter would do anything but fuck up the vibe they’ve got going on. And really, it’s simply because pizza is PERFECTION and burgers are PERFECTION and they just don’t need to be spruced up like a toddler going to church.
YOU DON’T FUCK WITH PERFECTION.
@anaisforthewin also rightfully mentioned Tennessee.
Honestly, I can’t win with these words.
Committee and Mississippi are two words with way too much letter repetition and it’s like give it a break already.
you know when you’re having a shit day? when impulsively you tell yourself “i’m not hot enough to rock that” when you see an outfit you love. is this a privileged white girl rant? I can’t tell.
tumblr is sometimes reblogging the shit out of things because you’re too conflicted and can’t find the energy to talk about life.