Lizfoolery

Lizfoolery

If this is not what your dreams are made of than I don’t know what to tell you. Oh wait, yes I do: get a new fucking dream. Your dream blows. Martin L. King wouldn’t even want it and he’s all about having dreams. 

If this is not what your dreams are made of than I don’t know what to tell you. Oh wait, yes I do: get a new fucking dream. Your dream blows. Martin L. King wouldn’t even want it and he’s all about having dreams. 

I realize I’m on a food rant right now so while I’m still driving this ice cream truck like a crazed motherfucker, here’s something else: fuck light cream cheese. fuck it. it is offensive and honestly we just don’t need it in our lives. 

I would say the same for skim milk but I don’t need to proselytize because y’all know how fucked up that shit is. 

MARGERINE AND MARGHERITAS DON’T MIX

We can all agree that most meals taste better with a lil’ - or if you’re not worried about your cholesterol and you’re rocking that #yolo lifestyle - a LOT of butter. But then comes cheeseburgers and pizza and burritos and the whole butter shellack splatters to the ground because there is no way in hell that butter would do anything but fuck up the vibe they’ve got going on. And really, it’s simply because pizza is PERFECTION and burgers are PERFECTION and they just don’t need to be spruced up like a toddler going to church.  

YOU DON’T FUCK WITH PERFECTION. 

@anaisforthewin also rightfully mentioned Tennessee. 

Honestly, I can’t win with these words.

(via thefacci)

Committee and Mississippi are two words with way too much letter repetition and it’s like give it a break already.

you know when you’re having a shit day? when impulsively you tell yourself “i’m not hot enough to rock that” when you see an outfit you love. is this a privileged white girl rant? I can’t tell.

gabriellerizzo this is your zone, this is your vibe.
gabriellerizzo this is your zone, this is your vibe.

gabriellerizzo this is your zone, this is your vibe.

(via francesundateable)

this is how I sum up my life. 
this is how I sum up my life. 

this is how I sum up my life. 

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popculturebrain:

Trailer: ‘Men, Women and Children' - Sept 6 (TIFF)

Directed by Jason Reitman, written by Jason Reitman and Erin Cressida Wilson, starring Adam Sandler, Rosemarie DeWitt, Judy Greer, Jennifer Garner, Emma Thompson and Ansel Elgort.

This is definitely from the David Fincher trailer school, but it’s effective nonetheless. I’m excited to see Reitman bounce back from ‘Labor Day’ and back into his social commentary groove.

Bonus: Enjoy this GIF of Adam Sandler ordering an escort.

juliaheffernan:

Still trying to come to terms with the new Taylor Swift song. *sigh*

juliaheffernan:

Still trying to come to terms with the new Taylor Swift song. *sigh*

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tumblr is sometimes reblogging the shit out of things because you’re too conflicted and can’t find the energy to talk about life. 

trevenants:

#iconic
trevenants:

#iconic

trevenants:

#iconic

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for real though
for real though
for real though
for real though

for real though

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