Lizfoolery

Lizfoolery

When in doubt, just remember that a pervy Colin Firth does exist in our imaginations. And that, my friends, is a beautiful thing.
When in doubt, just remember that a pervy Colin Firth does exist in our imaginations. And that, my friends, is a beautiful thing.
When in doubt, just remember that a pervy Colin Firth does exist in our imaginations. And that, my friends, is a beautiful thing.
When in doubt, just remember that a pervy Colin Firth does exist in our imaginations. And that, my friends, is a beautiful thing.
When in doubt, just remember that a pervy Colin Firth does exist in our imaginations. And that, my friends, is a beautiful thing.
When in doubt, just remember that a pervy Colin Firth does exist in our imaginations. And that, my friends, is a beautiful thing.

When in doubt, just remember that a pervy Colin Firth does exist in our imaginations. And that, my friends, is a beautiful thing.

(via tomhazeldine)

This is me every year. Scratch that, every Sunday morning. Scratch that, every Monday morning.
This is me every year. Scratch that, every Sunday morning. Scratch that, every Monday morning.
This is me every year. Scratch that, every Sunday morning. Scratch that, every Monday morning.
This is me every year. Scratch that, every Sunday morning. Scratch that, every Monday morning.
This is me every year. Scratch that, every Sunday morning. Scratch that, every Monday morning.
This is me every year. Scratch that, every Sunday morning. Scratch that, every Monday morning.

This is me every year. Scratch that, every Sunday morning. Scratch that, every Monday morning.

(via kpfun)

I can’t with this. I am going to give in to the tumblr adage of “fan-girling” because that is totes what I am doing right now, oh mon dieu.

I can’t with this. I am going to give in to the tumblr adage of “fan-girling” because that is totes what I am doing right now, oh mon dieu.


THIS IS HOW YOU TELL HIM “OWNED, BITCH”:
CAROLINE: ”[…]and besides all this, she must possess a certain something in her air and manner of walking, the tone of her voice, her address and expressions.”
DARCY: "And to all this she must yet add something more substantial, in the improvement of her mind by extensive reading."
ELIZABETH: "I am no longer surprised at your knowing only six accomplished women, Mr. Darcy. I rather wonder now at your knowing any."

THIS IS HOW YOU TELL HIM “OWNED, BITCH”:
CAROLINE: ”[…]and besides all this, she must possess a certain something in her air and manner of walking, the tone of her voice, her address and expressions.”
DARCY: "And to all this she must yet add something more substantial, in the improvement of her mind by extensive reading."
ELIZABETH: "I am no longer surprised at your knowing only six accomplished women, Mr. Darcy. I rather wonder now at your knowing any."

THIS IS HOW YOU TELL HIM “OWNED, BITCH”:
CAROLINE: ”[…]and besides all this, she must possess a certain something in her air and manner of walking, the tone of her voice, her address and expressions.”
DARCY: "And to all this she must yet add something more substantial, in the improvement of her mind by extensive reading."
ELIZABETH: "I am no longer surprised at your knowing only six accomplished women, Mr. Darcy. I rather wonder now at your knowing any."

THIS IS HOW YOU TELL HIM “OWNED, BITCH”:
CAROLINE: ”[…]and besides all this, she must possess a certain something in her air and manner of walking, the tone of her voice, her address and expressions.”
DARCY: "And to all this she must yet add something more substantial, in the improvement of her mind by extensive reading."
ELIZABETH: "I am no longer surprised at your knowing only six accomplished women, Mr. Darcy. I rather wonder now at your knowing any."

THIS IS HOW YOU TELL HIM “OWNED, BITCH”:
CAROLINE: ”[…]and besides all this, she must possess a certain something in her air and manner of walking, the tone of her voice, her address and expressions.”
DARCY: "And to all this she must yet add something more substantial, in the improvement of her mind by extensive reading."
ELIZABETH: "I am no longer surprised at your knowing only six accomplished women, Mr. Darcy. I rather wonder now at your knowing any."

THIS IS HOW YOU TELL HIM “OWNED, BITCH”:
CAROLINE: ”[…]and besides all this, she must possess a certain something in her air and manner of walking, the tone of her voice, her address and expressions.”
DARCY: "And to all this she must yet add something more substantial, in the improvement of her mind by extensive reading."
ELIZABETH: "I am no longer surprised at your knowing only six accomplished women, Mr. Darcy. I rather wonder now at your knowing any."

THIS IS HOW YOU TELL HIM “OWNED, BITCH”:
CAROLINE: ”[…]and besides all this, she must possess a certain something in her air and manner of walking, the tone of her voice, her address and expressions.”
DARCY: "And to all this she must yet add something more substantial, in the improvement of her mind by extensive reading."
ELIZABETH: "I am no longer surprised at your knowing only six accomplished women, Mr. Darcy. I rather wonder now at your knowing any."

THIS IS HOW YOU TELL HIM “OWNED, BITCH”:
CAROLINE: ”[…]and besides all this, she must possess a certain something in her air and manner of walking, the tone of her voice, her address and expressions.”
DARCY: "And to all this she must yet add something more substantial, in the improvement of her mind by extensive reading."
ELIZABETH: "I am no longer surprised at your knowing only six accomplished women, Mr. Darcy. I rather wonder now at your knowing any."

THIS IS HOW YOU TELL HIM “OWNED, BITCH”:

CAROLINE: ”[…]and besides all this, she must possess a certain something in her air and manner of walking, the tone of her voice, her address and expressions.”

DARCY: "And to all this she must yet add something more substantial, in the improvement of her mind by extensive reading."

ELIZABETH: "I am no longer surprised at your knowing only six accomplished women, Mr. Darcy. I rather wonder now at your knowing any."

anjanana:

gthegentleman:

You’re Not as Cool as Jeff Goldblum // GQ Sept14

ULTIMATE BAE TBH

I mean honestly how long have I been advocating this?

anjanana:

gthegentleman:

You’re Not as Cool as Jeff Goldblum // GQ Sept14

ULTIMATE BAE TBH

I mean honestly how long have I been advocating this?

(via natface)

If you think women are crazy you’ve never had a dude go from hitting on you to literally threatening to kill you in the time it takes you to say “no thanks.”

Kendra Wells (via belle-de-nuit)

Well this is fucking surreal

(via lampfaced)

(via thefacci)

How is it that Michael Cera can get a GF and I don’t have a BF? 

You heard me. 


mindy + bj in text posts (inspired by: all of the other posts)

mindy + bj in text posts (inspired by: all of the other posts)

mindy + bj in text posts (inspired by: all of the other posts)

mindy + bj in text posts (inspired by: all of the other posts)
mindy + bj in text posts (inspired by: all of the other posts)

(via thefacci)

Honestly what is cooler than an otter?

A GROUP OF OTTERS.

this lifestyle. 

this lifestyle. 

(via sweethomestyle)

Louise Attaque, Les Soirées Parisiennes

C’est quoi le code? 

tribecafilm:

Interview: Whit Stillman On His New Amazon Show ‘The Cosmopolitans’


I can’t even start describing how much this show makes me nostalgic. Whit has undoubtedly sealed the Parisian pathos into a 26 minute masterpiece.
These Americans speak like Parisians (“there’s no way I’m going to get a cab after the metro closes”) and dress like Parisians, hell they even pour champagne like Parisians but despite the crisp collars and the écharpe négligé they retain that naive, gentile like quality that the born and raised parisiens probably have not felt since the womb. 
Being une semi-parisienne myself (I have mulled it over in my head quite some time whether I would type that sentence down because it appears so revealing and self-congratulatory), I am excited to read and hear how this show is perceived on both sides of the Atlantic. 
Without a doubt it hits home for me but will it translate? J’espère bien. 
tribecafilm:

Interview: Whit Stillman On His New Amazon Show ‘The Cosmopolitans’


I can’t even start describing how much this show makes me nostalgic. Whit has undoubtedly sealed the Parisian pathos into a 26 minute masterpiece.
These Americans speak like Parisians (“there’s no way I’m going to get a cab after the metro closes”) and dress like Parisians, hell they even pour champagne like Parisians but despite the crisp collars and the écharpe négligé they retain that naive, gentile like quality that the born and raised parisiens probably have not felt since the womb. 
Being une semi-parisienne myself (I have mulled it over in my head quite some time whether I would type that sentence down because it appears so revealing and self-congratulatory), I am excited to read and hear how this show is perceived on both sides of the Atlantic. 
Without a doubt it hits home for me but will it translate? J’espère bien. 

tribecafilm:

Interview: Whit Stillman On His New Amazon Show ‘The Cosmopolitans’

I can’t even start describing how much this show makes me nostalgic. Whit has undoubtedly sealed the Parisian pathos into a 26 minute masterpiece.

These Americans speak like Parisians (“there’s no way I’m going to get a cab after the metro closes”) and dress like Parisians, hell they even pour champagne like Parisians but despite the crisp collars and the écharpe négligé they retain that naive, gentile like quality that the born and raised parisiens probably have not felt since the womb. 

Being une semi-parisienne myself (I have mulled it over in my head quite some time whether I would type that sentence down because it appears so revealing and self-congratulatory), I am excited to read and hear how this show is perceived on both sides of the Atlantic. 

Without a doubt it hits home for me but will it translate? J’espère bien. 

- When you break up with someone, putting the Atlantic ocean between you is helpful.
- What about the Pacific?
- I don’t know I haven’t tried it.

The Cosmopolitans 

Honestly, I know I am going to be obsessed with this because it is nothing short but l’histoire de ma vie.